You know when you go out to dinner at a place that isn't nice enough to have cloth napkins, but still have waiters and waitresses?
yeah, those fucking places.
You know how they don't have any cheap ass coasters, they just have a small fucking napkin to put under your drink to keep the water ring from doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing to their table cloth?
I hate when the cup sticks to that shit because of the condensation that gathers on the bottom.
You know how to fix that?
sprinkle some salt on that goddamn napkin - then proceed to throw it in your server's eyes.
Then your cup won't bring it's new best friend, the soggy-ass napkin with it every time you pick it up off the god damn table.
good job here!
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You know what else I fucking hate?
ReplyDeleteWhen you go to a fantsy restaurant where they charge enormous amounts of money for their food. But when you sit to eat... you realise they have convered the top of the while table cloth with butchers paper to avoid washing. lame as.
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ReplyDeleteYeah, I hate that. Usually it's not bad enough for me though. Just the other day I was at a very, very nice restaurant. Underneath the glasses were cheap ass little napkins. Half way through my meal it was being torn up by condensation and kept getting stuck to my glass. Finally I put salt down on it.
ReplyDeleteWonderful tips from a wonderful blog.
ReplyDeleteFUCK DEM SOGGY ASS NAPKINS
haha. "those places" and I knew exactly what you meant
ReplyDeletefirst time on your blog, real good advice, I dont go out too often myself, but I feel you sir.
ReplyDeleteYeah those places *sigh*
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