FUCK MID TERMS. UGH.

Today

Lesson learned today?

Use lighter fluid to remove that adhesive-residue-bullshit that stickers leave on stuff you buy.

Just don't smoke or something while you do it.

And just so I can say there's a picture in this post:

Fucking Salt.

You know when you go out to dinner at a place that isn't nice enough to have cloth napkins, but still have waiters and waitresses?

yeah, those fucking places.

You know how they don't have any cheap ass coasters, they just have a small fucking napkin to put under your drink to keep the water ring from doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing to their table cloth?

I hate when the cup sticks to that shit because of the condensation that gathers on the bottom.

You know how to fix that?

sprinkle some salt on that goddamn napkin - then proceed to throw it in your server's eyes.

Then your cup won't bring it's new best friend, the soggy-ass napkin with it every time you pick it up off the god damn table.

Duckception

They should totally make a movie based on this premise!!!!!

... Oh, wait.  They did.

GAH DAMMIT!

Sorry about the absence folks, I really am.

I had a dispute with my ISP (uploading and downloading, torrents, you know the deal :P) and I've been offline for a while..

but hopefully now everything is back on track! I'll resume posting ASAP!

Hop to it, motherfucker.

I share this because I failed at hopping a fence once.  It's not like everybody was watching me or anything, but for some damn reason I've never forgotten that I did that.  It's weird.

Dick Knob

Not that I advise this. It's strong homo.

The Not-So-Giving Tree

This Doesn't show you how to do anything but uhh.... that little shit deserved it.

A MAN OF CHARACTER

Don't got the time?

OH HELLS YEAH